Uh, we'd like you to participate in our medical study.

我们想让你参加我们的医学研究
Your what?

啥
In my whole career, I've never seen

我从医多年来还从没见过
such a spectacular display of alcoholism.

如此神奇的酒精中毒案例
Thank you.

谢谢
- Would you be able to abstain from alcohol for two weeks? - No.

-你能做到戒酒两周吗 -不能
- We could offer you $3,000. - Yes.

-我们付你3000美元呢 -能
I was, like, "Girl, you are not using my eyeliner

我说 "如果你得了急性结膜炎
if you have pinkeye."

可不能用我的眼线笔"
And she was, like,"Well, then, you're not my friend anymore."

她说 "好吧你不再是我的朋友"
You're not listening, are you?

你根本没在听是吧
No. Sorry.

是啊抱歉