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Veronica asked me to do her chores.
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Said she would help me with mine next week.
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- No. - What?
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Put that down. Put that down.
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Look, I know the Bible says you get closer to God and crap
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if you sew the holes in my socks,
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but this is just wrong. It's Saturday!
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And in my house, the way to get closer
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to God on Saturday is to play.
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Is that in Ezekiel?
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Yeah, the updated version.
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Now go change out of that Laura Ingalls dress.