And his socially dysfunctional best friend

他那社交能力故障的死党
turned bitter rival,

成为了他的死敌
an uncompromising tactical mastermind feared by all

一个态度强硬的战略天才
yet unable to pay parking tickets

让那些付不起违规停车付款
or know left from right without mouthing the pledge of allegiance.

和没有宣读效忠誓言的家伙们畏惧无比
The rift in their friendship would carry their school

他们友谊的裂隙将让他们的学校
into a conflict lasting days,

在接下来的日子里卷入战火
costing hundreds of dollars

耗费了成百上千的美刀
and resulting in over 12 transfers.

导致超过十二笔资金捐助泡汤
There are people who say, "I don't get it.

有人称"我不明白
So it was a pillow fight,"

不就是场枕头大战嘛"
To which I say...

对此我只能说