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nothing right there?
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Can you believe it, Kevin?
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This... Is... College.
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You know, in high school, wasn't that popular.
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Wasn't a dork. Had a girlfriend.
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Had intercourse with her. You know... How I... Do.
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But, uh, still most people just knew me as the guy
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with the haircut who made his head look perfectly square.
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But not here.
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No. Here I'm gonna be a quiet badass,
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like Harry Potter.
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Not early Potter, but in the last book, when he--