Yeah, well, I might be if I had the supplies.

如果我有那些东西或许就可以了
I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.

这些我都可以做啊只是我都没做
Oh, Monica, come on. You do cool things.

摩妮卡，别这样你也做很多很棒的事情啊
Oh, really? Let's compare, shall we?

是吗？来比较一下吧
Oh, it's so late for "shall we?"

现在做比较会不会太晚了？
Do I go horseback riding in the park, hmm?

我会去公园骑．马吗？
Do I take classes at The New School?

我会在新学院大学上课吗？
- No. - No.

- 不会 - 不会
This is so unfair.

太不公平了
She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.

她有所有我要的东西而且不用应付我妈
How about Joey Paponi?

乔伊·帕帕尼如何？
No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.

不行，太有种族意味了我的经记人觉得要取中立一点的名字