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promising to expand their selection.
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Oh, is everyone enjoying their egg rolls
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and/or mielie pap--
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a traditional maize porridge popular in Ghana?
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Annie, you are aware that baby showers can be race neutral.
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Yes, thank you, Annie, for trying to be inclusive,
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but, um, regardless of any biological happenstance,
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this baby will be raised by Andre and I.
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That's right. And I seem to recall a story
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about a man named Joseph
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who happily raised a baby that wasn't his.
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History's greatest chump.