来自《家有正太 第2季 第2集 第2集》

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  I just need some proper bloody tools
  我只是需要一些称手的工具
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  with non-stick bloody handles, that's all.
  把手别黏不拉叽的 就够了
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  Although you might not need my help,
  就算你可能不需要我帮忙
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  your son Marcus badly needs it to
  但你的儿子马科斯却急需我的帮助
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  help find a new best friend to replace me.
  来找到一个可以替代我的新朋友
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  Thus, the dating game setup that you see before you.
  因此才有了你面前的这场交友游戏
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  Wha--wha--wha--what?
  什么 什么
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  I have three friends coming over to be candidates,
  我有三个好朋友作为候选人
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  And Marcus is gonna choose which one he likes best.
  然后由马科斯来决定他最喜欢的那个
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  You're playing a game to set a date with my child?
  你通过一场游戏来找人和我的儿子交友
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  Are you completely insane?
  你疯了吗
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  To help Marcus find a friend--
  我是为了帮助马科斯找到朋友