来自《家有正太 第2季 第2集 第2集》

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  Next potential friend, number two.
  下一位候选好友 二号
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  All right, potential friend number two.
  好吧 二号候选好友
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  I'm 15 and it's time for me to start shaving.
  我十五岁了 该开始剃须了
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  Wet shave or electric?
  是用手动湿剃呢还是电动干剃
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  Easiest question ever!
  再简单不过了
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  When it comes to close, nothing beats a blade.
  要想剃得干净 还是刀片最好用
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  A blade? You killed him?
  刀片 你要害死他吗
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  You're giving him a blade?
  你要给他刀片
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  He just cut himself last week on a plastic spork.
  他上周用塑料叉勺都把自己割伤了
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  I had no business handling it.
  我完全不知道要怎么用
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  If you guys are gonna treat this like a game--
  如果你们把这当做一场游戏的话
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  It is a game. That's what we're playing.
  这就是场游戏啊 我们不正在玩吗