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Go.
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I mean, if I wanted to be spied on,
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I'd change my name to Achmed,
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and buy a condo near the airport.
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Whatever happened to buying a painting of an old sea captain,
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drilling out the eye holes, and hiding behind it?
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Not cool, Han.
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And the worst part is, it's moving around so much,
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I can't find my good angle.
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Not cool and not Han.
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I stole this while he was explaining to me
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why a 77-year-old man, on minimum wage,