I charged him for a party of two.

我得收他双人用餐的钱
Don't worry. You are not going to get anything from that machine.

放心吧你不会在那台机器上得任何东西
Especially cash.

尤其是钱
Hey, everybody.

大家安安
Somebody better make me some eggs

快来人帮本宫做点鸡蛋吃
because I've been on a juice cleanse for three hours,

本宫开始了果汁断食整整三个小时
and I'm dizzy.

我就已经要饿晕了
Yeah. I mean, they call it a fast,

名字里虽然说是快速
but it sure does go slow.

但疗程间真是度日如年啊
I was on a three weeks fast, once.

我也曾经试过一次三周断食法
Then I realized my mother wasn't coming home.

直到后来我才发现原来我妈不回来了
So I made a sandwich.

我就给自己做了三明治