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Then I realized my mother wasn't coming home.
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So I made a sandwich.
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Oleg and my wedding is coming up
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and we're trying to eat clean.
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Yeah, baby,
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'cause you know we're eating dirty on the honeymoon.
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Oh, dear God, what?
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Another used condom in the receipt slot?
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- Worse. - What?
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Stuff that should be in a condom but isn't?
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We're below zero.
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Oh, well, I better go, y'all.