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Another used condom in the receipt slot?
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- Worse. - What?
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Stuff that should be in a condom but isn't?
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We're below zero.
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Oh, well, I better go, y'all.
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A white woman screaming anywhere in my vicinity
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never turns out well.
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This is a disaster.
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I've been at zero,
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but I've never had less than zero.
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Oh, don't say that, Caroline.
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I mean, you're forgetting about your dating options.