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I have failed it because I thought
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I was better than Greendale.
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See, I went to a university,
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so I thought it was my job to improve this place.
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But it turns out that the only thing wrong with Greendale
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is that it's run by an insecure wreck
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who holds five dances and two talent shows a year.
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Because he's afraid that the school isn't good enough.
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But Greendale is good enough
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Because it accepts me for what I'm not.
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Greendale is the best school in the entire world,
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And I'm so sorry what I've done to it.