I love it.

我爱控制
I guess it's easy to pretend that you don't when you got it.

我想当人掌控一切时是很容易假装不在乎的
You'd think we'd be better friends

你有没有觉得咱俩更应该当朋友
because we're both such big fans of the same thing.

因为你我都对同一样东西痴迷不已
You there! Ones!

你俩一豆们
You are permitted back indoors by decree of Britta,

你们可以回屋里了此乃奉布雷塔之命
the mother of ones.

至高无上的妈妈桑
And do I hear correctly that as a five,

我听的没错吧作为一个五豆
you felt you could park in handicap spots?

你觉得自己有权在残疾人停车位停车是吗
Well, you see, that's just part of the Koogler style.

话说这只是酷哥派的一部分而已
It's human crap style. Rate him!

这是人渣派给他评豆
Well, that's low.

太低了吧