This five lied to us,

它欺骗了我们
used us, judged us,

利用了我们对我们妄加评价
yet exempts itself from judgment.

却让它自己免于被评价
And I'm pretty sure it's selling our information to spammers

而且我很肯定它把我们的信息卖给了垃圾邮件
because I am getting a lot more email,

因为我收到的垃圾邮件越来越多
and trust me, my penis needs no enlargement.

请相信我爷的男根无需增大术
So how do you cleanse a five that's unregistered?

那么怎么清洗一个从未注册过的五豆呢
Delete it.

卸载它
By the way, guys, it's a Saturday.

顺便说一句今天是周六
Um, you're all in school for nothing.

你们却都聚在学校无所事事
Go home and get some sleep.

回家睡觉吧
No!

不行