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which causes them to go to war.
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The pattern seems to be that
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the winner of the war then goes into decline
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while the loser prospers.
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We have also deduced that the people of this planet
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choose leaders according to the oddity and profusion
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of their facial hair.
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They worship money, soup,
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marker pens, something called dental floss
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- and this man, whose name is Cowell. - Terrifying!
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He's known for his strange accent, being very, very rich,
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showing off, wearing glasses indoors. I like him.