来自《逃离地球 第0集》

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  - Put me down! - Little blue buddy...
  -放我下去 -小蓝哥们
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  Stop this! Let me out!
  停下来 放我出去
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  Hello, creature from another world. Welcome to planet Earth.
  异世界的生物 欢迎来到地球
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  You are now a guest of the US government.
  你现在是美国政府的客人了
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  When interacting with the inhabitants of Earth, or humans,
  地球上的居民又称作"人类"
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  you should abide by the following basic etiquette.
  与他们互动时须遵守以下基本礼节
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  Handshake, good.
  可以握手
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  Death ray... bad. No vaporizing.
  不可以用死亡光线蒸发人类
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  Modern Earth culture also frowns on the followings.
  现代人类文明还禁止以下下几点
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  Eating human flesh, probing, silver jumpsuits,
  吃人肉 插"菊花" 银色连体裤
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  abduction, Communism, nudity.
  绑架人类 共产主义 赤身裸体
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  If you or someone you know
  如果你或你认识的人