Those four hands invented touchscreen technology.

他用那四只手发明了触屏科技
Or Io. She used to be a librarian.

还有独眼妹她过去是名图书管理员
She got so mad looking stuff up for people

她实在吃不消天天帮人找书
that she invented the search engine.

于是发明了搜索引擎
And most importantly, me.

最重要的是我
After my radio show got famous, I invented social networking.

我的电台秀出名之后我发明了社交网络
I've got five billion pending friend requests.

我有50亿等待通过的好友请求
That's how Shanker bankrolls this place.

沙克就是这样得到此地的运转资金的
He rips off our technology and sells it to the world.

他窃取我们的科技对外出售
He's got deals with everybody.

无缝不钻无孔不入
Apple, Facebook, them Google guys.

苹果脸书谷歌那帮人
You think humans could build this stuff?

你以为人类能做出这些东西吗