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I'm sorry, but "Gollum" and "Flakey" are not acceptable.
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Well, you don't like "Princess Corncob"
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you don't like "Fester"-- you're just impossible to please.
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We'll come back to that one.
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This brings us to the final item
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in our annual State of the Relationship Summit.
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Item 29: Valentine's Day.
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Ah, the worst for last.
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Classic Flakey.
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Before you get upset, I believe I've come up with
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a way for us to celebrate the occasion
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that we both can enjoy.