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That's why I like bathrooms.
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Lots of hard surfaces.
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Sorry.
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I'll leave it at the airport.
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Quick, quick!
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Southern Nigeria isn't my favorite place in the world.
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It's unstable, it's corrupt,
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and the people there
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eat a lot of terrible-smelling preserved fish.
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I will say this for Nigeria, though...
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It's the gun-running capital of Africa,
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and that makes it a bad place to drive a passenger sedan