来自《黑名单 第1季 第1集 第1集》

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  I do have some Greco-Roman nude wrestling statues
  我还有一些希腊罗马裸体摔跤雕像
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  you might like to take a look at.
  你也许会想看一看
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  I never run around in the bushes in a ski mask
  要潜入一个地方时 我从不在树丛里
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  when I'm breaking in someplace.
  带着面罩跑来跑去
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  Somebody catches you, what are you gonna say?
  万一被发现了你要怎么圆场
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  You want to look like a legitimate visitor
  直到最后一刻你都得装得像个
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  until the very last minute.
  名正言顺的拜访人
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  If you can't look legit, confused works almost as well.
  如果你看起来不像好人 至少要装糊涂
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  Maybe get a soda from the fridge or a yogurt.
  可以到冰箱里拿罐汽水或酸奶
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  If you're caught, you just act confused
  如果被发现了 你就装糊涂
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  and apologize like crazy for taking the yogurt.
  然后因为拿了酸奶而拼命道歉
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  Nothing could be more innocent.
  没有比这更无辜的了