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I have a little home-improvement project I have to do.
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Once somebody sends a guy with a gun after you,
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things are only going to get worse.
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But like it or not, you've got work to do.
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For a job like getting rid of the drug dealer next door,
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I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day.
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Guns make you stupid.
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Better to fight your wars with duct tape.
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Duct tape makes you smart.
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Every decent punk has a bulletproof door.
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Who's there?
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Hi. It's your neighbor.