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The story goes, the president went around,
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the guy tells the story to the president.
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The president asks the man,
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"Huh. Has sex dozens of times each day.
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Same hen every time?"
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The guy says, "No, different hen every time."
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And he says, "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
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Now, there are two responses to this sort of story,
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and they're both kind of negative.
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One thing is,
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"Well, everybody knows males
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prefer anonymous sex with strange women. Duh."