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Secrets that can poison a place like wisteria lane.
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Ms. Stone wonders how well we know our neighbors.
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Well, in this case, as it turns out,
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pretty darn well.
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Breen Van De Kamp's friends will tell you
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that she is a woman of honesty, integrity, and compassion.
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Breen Van De Kamp is an alcoholic,
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a woman of loose morals.
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She would pick up strange men in bars,
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have sex with them,
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frequently waking up with no recollection of what happened.
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If picking up people in bars is a crime,