来自《加洲迷情 第6季 第9集 第9集》

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  That's exactly what I always say.
  这不就是我常说的吗
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  I have big news.
  我要宣布个重要消息
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  Tonight I'm gonna make love to a woman.
  今晚我要找个女人上床
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  Oh, well, maybe we should alert the media.
  好吧 我们也许该通知媒体
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  Entertainment Tonight or maybe National Geographic.
  《娱乐今宵》 或者是《国家地理》
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  Well, I have been celibate for quite some time now.
  我已经禁欲很久了
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  I thought that I'd lost all my loads.
  我以为这辈子的精液都已经射光了
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  But they came back, and if I'm going to star
  但没想到还有 如果我要主演
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  in a traditional love story, I need to remember
  传统的爱情故事 那我就得回忆一下
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  what it's like to come again with a woman.
  怎么跟女人相处
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  And, by the way, what's the deal with this party?
  这场派对的主题是什么来着
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  'Cause seems like it's a little bit
  感觉上会是一场