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So that's three of our delicious homemade cupcakes.
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Nope, can't. You touched them.
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Sorry, flu season, no health care.
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You realized I replaced that purell with K.Y., right?
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Max, please say you're kidding.
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Of course, I'm kidding.
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I can't afford lube. I just use my tears.