Plus, Tara's coming into town in a couple weeks.

再说塔拉过几周就要来了
I'm saving up all my humors for her.

我得存点元精供她享用
You know what I mean?

懂我什么意思吧
What's your excuse?

你的理由是什么
I didn't even shake a woman's hand until I was 17-years-old.

我直到十七岁才摸过女人的手
The idea of getting an erection around men I live and work with,

在和我一起工作生活的人的注视下勃起
it's just not something I can handle.

我有点无法接受
The idea that I have a boner and you have a boner

想象下我撑个帐篷你撑个帐篷
and he has a boner

他也撑个帐篷
and we're all sitting there with boners in our pants?

然后大家都坐在那撑着帐篷是个什么场景
I wonder if he's OK in there.

我不知道他还撑不撑得住
So what do you guys do here?

你们几个是干什么的