She's just like everyone else in this goddamn valley.

她就和这破谷里其他人一样
Watching the bottom line. Fuck it, dude. I'm done here.

只要不亏就行操他大爷的我不干了
What about Nip Alert?

那乳报怎么办
Mochacino shows her tits for a living

摩卡奇诺靠露奶讨生活
and even she was uncomfortable using it.

但连她都不愿意用那玩意
She said it was sexist. She's right. It's actually perverted.

她说这是性别歧视她说得对确实很变态
I made a perverted, sexist, useless thing.

我开发了个变态性别歧视毫无用处的程序
And, you know, everybody's right, man,

他们说的都没错伙计
there's nothing for me to do on Pied Piper.

我在魔笛手毫无用处
I think over time, maybe we could redefine your role.

再给我点时间我们可以给你找个位置
Come on, dude. Unless you can

何必呢伙计除非
tell me right now what I can do for Pied Piper

你现在能说出我能为魔笛手做些什么