来自《长大后 第0集》

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  Like the last one I was with.
  就像我的前任
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  So she's blonde, she's tall super hot...
  这么说来 金发 高挑 火辣...
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  not your type.
  不适合你啊
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  Me and blondie start going at it.
  我和那金发妞好着呢
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  And you know, we're shaking the bed. - Shaking the bed?
  你知道吗 整个床都在震 -床震
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  I don't know. I just know wetting the bed - Shaking the bed.
  不信 尿床还差不多 -真的是在震
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  And right at the good part, you know?
  可你知道吗 就在关键时刻
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  This picture behind, right on the wall... Falls.
  后边墙上的一幅画掉了下来
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  And goes... Hits her in the forehead.
  然后...正好砸在了她的额头上
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  She cut her head?
  她掉脑袋了?
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  It cuts her! I didn't slow down.
  砸到她了 不过我可没停下来
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  I just throw her two aspirins
  就给她扔了两片阿司匹林