来自《长大后 第0集》

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  When I was changing into my pj's,
  我在换睡衣的时候
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  I got the feeling that some perv was looking through my window,
  觉得有色狼在窗户那偷窥
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  so I went to go close the shade and I tripped and hit my head.
  就去把窗帘拉上 结果摔倒撞到头了
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  Yeah dude... That's your daughter!
  是啊 兄弟 那是你女儿啊
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  I'd never be with her, you're my best friend man.
  我不会和她鬼混的 你是我最好的朋友
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  and Jasmine would never be with me because I'm me.
  贾斯敏也不会和我这种人在一起
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  Sorry I don't have my whole life together
  抱歉 我这辈子都没有像莱尼那样
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  like Lenny.
  和女人相处
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  Oh, together like Lenny... Please!
  像莱尼那样 拜托
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  I answered your phone you pichacorta it was your assistant.
  你的助理打来电话 我替你接了
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  I asked him if he cancelled the flight to Milan
  我问他是否取消了飞往米兰的航班
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  and he said he did before we even came here!
  他说 早在我们来这之前就取消了