来自《废柴联盟 第3季 第11集 第11集》

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  I have to practice my walk.
  我得练习入场步伐
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  Great.
  这下好了
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  Another business venture down the toilet.
  又一桩投资黄了
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  No problem, I've still got plan "C."
  没事 我还有第二后备计划
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  Ladies and gentlemen, the trouser bench.
  女士们先生们 见识一下"裤裤椅"
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  For the man on the go who makes frequent stops.
  专为走两步停一步的人士设计
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  Will somebody please call all the ambulances?
  谁叫一下救护车吧
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  I can't believe Shirley.
  真受不了雪瑞
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  We should show up at this wedding
  我们参加婚礼的时候
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  and be the most normal people in the world.
  肯定能表现得正常得要命
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  Yeah, I could go as Normal man
  对 我扮"阿正"
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  and you could be my trusty sidekick Ordinario.
  你扮"阿常" 我们是最亲密的好机油