Well, let's hope it's the last.

希望别再有怪点子蹦出来了
Cheers to that, my everyday friend.

干一杯吧我无时无刻不在的好机油
Hello, everyone.

大家好
Shirley asked me to say something nice at her wedding.

雪瑞希望我能在她婚礼上说一些祝福的话
- This is the rehearsal. - Shut up, Leonard!

-这只是排练啊 -伦纳德你给我闭嘴
Those teenage girls you play ping-pong with are doing it ironically.

和你打乒乓球的那些个小姑娘都是在逗你玩儿
I searched my heart...

我掏心挖肺地想啊
For something nice to say at a wedding.

想婚礼上到底说什么漂亮话合适
And I found nothing, so I had a drink.

我什么都没想到所以我就喝了一杯
And then I looked real hard.

然后我又绞尽脑汁地想啊
And you know what I found?

你们猜我发现了什么
My daddy said he would stay with my mommy forever,

我老爹说过他会和我妈长相厮守