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I once got naked guy, naked girl, tombstone.
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I wasn't sure what it meant, but I immediately got tested.
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Yep, Chestnut, pretty soon you'll be safe and sound,
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with a roof over your head,
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and you and I can finally be safe
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from the unending torment of that condom-throwing cat.
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All ready for my second date.
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Slut, party of one.
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Slut, party of one.
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You know it.
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Plus, I'm taking him to that bar
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where only cheap girls go to get laid.