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Sophie was running out of things to break in her apartment.
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- So what are you guys drinking? - Beer.
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Shut it, Jacob, or I will smite thee.
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Wait, uh, I'll go with you.
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FYI, I'm leaving with the redheads In five minutes.
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Hi, can I get a pitcher of tap, please?
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Would you like to dance, Caroline?
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Oh, thank you. But that is so not my thing.
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And besides, that's not so much a dance floor
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As an STD mosh pit.
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Awesome.
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So she called you, right?