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and I've decided to stay.
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Cool.
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So got any words of wisdom
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for a kid trying to make it in the world?
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No, do you?
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Look, just know you're going to struggle for a while.
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Someone's going to ask you what time it is,
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and when you look at your watch,
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he's going to put his penis on you.
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But like Dan Savage says, it gets better.
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Although it hasn't for me,
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so maybe that only applies to questioning teens.