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Someone's going to ask you what time it is,
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and when you look at your watch,
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he's going to put his penis on you.
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But like Dan Savage says, it gets better.
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Although it hasn't for me,
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so maybe that only applies to questioning teens.
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In short, there's really no point to anything,
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but sometimes, you get to eat candy or have sex,
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and that's when it all feels right.
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Oh, no.
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Caroline, the cat.
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I'm on my own. Fine.