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but West Side Wally doesn't do neighbors.
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So I said, "Hey, Professor, kick rocks."
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He wouldn't take no for an answer.
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Ended up paying me $400 to relocate.
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So again, for the record this time, I wasn't there.
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Easy, easy, okay. Did you get this guy's name?
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I didn't ask. He didn't say.
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Can you describe him?
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Medium height, medium build, white, 50s.
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I called him the Professor
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because he spoke like a pretentious jerk.
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Hey, it's the Professor.