Rain pours down and a stream rises among the trees.

大雨倾盆汇成溪流升至树高
The golf ball, floating on top, finds its way

高尔夫球浮在水上漂啊漂
into the mouth of a fish.

被一条鱼叼走
Then a bird flies down and takes the fish and the ball

然后一只鸟飞下来衔起鱼和球
out over the green, drops it in the cup for a hole in one.

飞过草地将球丢下一杆进洞
Jesus turns to Moses with a satisfied grin.

耶稣转向摩西露出满意的笑容
And Moses says, "Look, you want to play golf or you want to fuck around?"

摩西说 "你是来打球的还是挑事的"
What in God's name has happened

上帝啊过去的六个月里
to "News Night" over the last six months?

《晚间新闻》到底怎么了
- Leona... - Do not laugh.

-莉安娜 -不许笑
Leona, the ratings have stabilized.

莉安娜节目收视率已经稳定下来
We're doing a show you can be proud of.

你看了新节目一定会自豪