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How much?
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Whatever your rate is for sex,
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but you won't even have to have sex.
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At the most, just kissing.
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- Kissing is $500. - I love you.
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Okay. I can give him the "girlfriend experience" package.
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He has no girlfriend, no experience, and no package,
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so that sounds perfect.
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Here, Earl, when my mother comes in,
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pretend you are reading this.
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Ooh, the Bible.
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You know, I remember when this first came out.