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I brought you a present.
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From before your chin dimple filled in.
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Uh, excuse me.
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So sorry.
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Wow.
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Who is the dumpling with the nice asian pair?
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That's the first time sexism has made me hungry,
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But she is something.
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I fear I may have to let her see me nude.
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I might have to take a shot myself.
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What's so funny?
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Well, why would a woman want a Plymouth on cinder blocks