来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第20集 第20集》

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  to a certain kind of guy.
  某一种类型的男生
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  It was hard to understand him, though.
  不过他这人说话很难懂的
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  He was pretty huffed up on paint thinners.
  劣质酒喝多了 脾气爆的很
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  Well, maybe someday, you'll fall for someone who's healthy.
  也许有一天 你会喜欢上一个健全的人
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  Someone who,
  那个他
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  other than his irrational fear of automatic toilets,
  不会一见自动公厕就心生恐惧 神志失常
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  is normal.
  一个健全人
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  Who would like to begin today?
  今天谁先来
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  I would.
  我先
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  With a confession.
  首先我要坦白认错
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  My uncle never stuck his finger in my plop-plop.
  我叔叔从来没有爆我菊花
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  I know. I'm bummed about it, too.
  是啊 我自己听着都觉得挫