I knew it was only a matter of time

我就知道这天迟早会来
before I became a battered woman.

我成了洒面糊的笨女人
This is a huge disappointment.

这真是太让人失望了
I heard that.

我听见咯
You don't even know what I'm referring to.

你又不知道我是指什么
Oh, I just assumed we were talking about everything.

我就当你是指这一切好啦
I'm referring to our expensive new cupcake website.

我是在说我们所费不赀的小蛋糕网站
Not one job offer.

一笔找上门的生意都没有
You want a website that will make you feel better about yourself?

想看个能让你心情爽一点的网站吗
Go to models-falling-down.Com

去模特跌倒网看看吧
Number one: Klum goes boom.

最好笑的是"名模克劳姆狗吃屎"
It's 3 A.M. Who would be coming over now?

半夜三点谁会这个时候来敲门呀