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Hi. You're not allowed to have dog in here.
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Unless he wants to buy the book.
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What are you, some kind of foodie bouncer?
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Worse. I wrote the book.
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Yeah, nice sleeves.
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You get those in the tattoo gold rush of '09?
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I'm Zeke. What's your name?
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I'm Max. This is my tiny dog.
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I take her everywhere, so what?
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Hey, Max, you wanna try my thick-cut bacon?
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Maybe. Let's just take things slow.
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I'm telling you, it serves the best vegan stew anywhere.