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Yeah, nice sleeves.
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You get those in the tattoo gold rush of '09?
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I'm Zeke. What's your name?
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I'm Max. This is my tiny dog.
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I take her everywhere, so what?
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Hey, Max, you wanna try my thick-cut bacon?
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Maybe. Let's just take things slow.
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I'm telling you, it serves the best vegan stew anywhere.
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You really should put it in your blog.
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Oh, if I write one more article about something vegan,
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all of my devoted 10,000 readers will hold hands
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and jump collectively out a window.