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I mean, you walked into that apartment
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and your face lit up, like... like it was amazing.
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And that's because you don't know that it's not.
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Trust me. I've been everywhere.
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And I'm telling you, this is the worst vacation ever.
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So let's ditch the bacon freak and the beer bro,
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get on that plane, spend one great day at the beach,
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and then come back and make $8 an hour.
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That sounds fun.
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You kind of skipped over the part where we get abducted
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and Nancy Grace covers the year-long search
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for our bodies.