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Principal Carl!
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There are some glaring issues at this school.
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Good morning, Carl, how are you?
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I saw the huge crack in your windshield.
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Is everything okay?
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For instance, look at the current condition of the Nixon mural.
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I mean, look at the poor man! He is filthy!
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Those are helpful thoughts.
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I will take them into consideration.
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Wait, that is your quote-unquote
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signature blow-off lining
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you taught us at teacher training.