Look, I met the perfect guy named Sean at Java Java.

我在咖啡店遇到了一个叫肖恩的高富帅
He works here, it was love at first sight of his Lamborghini,

他在这里工作我和他的兰博基尼一见钟情
and we're getting married as soon as I figure out his last name.

只要我知道他姓什么我们俩就立马结婚
Patrick, can I keep these glasses?

帕特里克我能拿走这副眼镜吗
I've been thinking about getting a 3D TV

我一直在考虑从我租床头柜的店
from the same place I rent my nightstand.

搞一台3D电视
- Nope. - Meredith!

-不能 -梅瑞迪丝
Where have you been?

你去哪儿啦
- I ate your Twizzlers. - Oh, that's okay.

-我把你那份扭扭糖吃了 -没关系啦
Linda double-parked the bus

琳达把巴士和别的车并排停放了
so I had to sweet talk us out of us getting a ticket.

所以我得用甜言蜜语来给咱们逃罚单
'cause God knows she's not equipped to do that.

很明显她是肯定做不到的