Oh, look, a black card.

看啊是黑卡
What, are you rich or something?

怎么是土豪啊
I do okay, I own a few things.

还好啦有一点资产吧
Oh yeah? I bet you do.

必须的
Like the futon in your parents' basement

比如你爸妈地下室里的床垫
and the aquarium you got in the ninth grade?

还有九年级入手的水族箱吗
Not fooling anybody, intern.

别想糊弄姐实习生
Especially not with boss's credit card you got here.

尤其别再用这招拿老板的黑卡
Um, Mr. Cuban, your jet is too big to land in Bali.

库班先生你的飞机太大了没法在巴厘岛降落
So we're gonna have to take your helicopter to get to your other jet.

我们得坐直升机换另一架飞机过去
Today is not my day.

今天点儿真背