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You said you wanted a soy latte.
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Oh, no. I-I asked for a chai latte.
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I'm allergic to soy.
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No, that's not what you said.
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Why would I have asked for something I'm allergic to?
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Gee, Emily, I don't know. You tell me.
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Gosh, you know, I hate to even ask you this,
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but do you think that you could exchange it for me?
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I mean, only if it's not too much trouble.
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No, no. You know what?
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I am not your personal servant, okay?
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So get your own damn coffee.