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uh, I was volunteering with some other amputees.
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My parish back home
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did an exchange program with churches
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all over this fine country and...
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well...
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the good lord just saw fit to plop my country rump
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right down in the pew beside my susie Q.
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And you just stole her heart.
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I'm a regular one-armed bandit.
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A one-armed bandit...
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Mrs.Wallace, Teddy just bought me a brand-new bike.
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It's out in the garage. Wanna go see?